Dear Laundry

Dear clothes in the hamper,

This is the 21st century, why haven’t you learned to do yourself yet?

Just asking. Geez! No need to get hostile.

The next place I live in has to have a self cleaning button.

Signed,

Can’t go out ’til my chores are done

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Dear Can’t go out,

I saw you sneak out when you thought I wasn’t looking.

Don’t worry. I’ll be here when you get back. We all will.

Signed,
Your Laundry

P.S. Nice try

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