I know we are supposed to be family and everything, but you gotta give me a break.
You seriously overstayed your welcome last time and we had to take drastic measures to remove you from the property. I helped you pack. I put you in the cab myself.
I know that is not how I was brought up, but lady – come on!
I thought I saw you peeking through the living room window the other day. Don’t think that I didn’t see you. I did.
And now, you’re back. I stumbled upon your toiletries bag in the powder room.
How you got in – I haven’t a clue. Did you have a key made? Did you pick the lock?
Regardless, here you are. I’ll let you stay this time. Just do me a favour, you have to leave. I can’t miss you if you never leave. And I so desperately want to miss you.
Thanks in advance,
2 thoughts on “Dear Florence”
That image! Is Flo really that bad a house guest!?
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Oh Garnet. You have no idea. Lol